Let's remember our Founding Documents

So settle around little kumquats, and since you have not been encouraged to read it entirely, I am transcribing the beginning document that disconnected us from the British Empire. It is called the "Declaration of Independence."

In Congress, July 4, 1776.
A DECLARATION
By the REPRESENTATIVES of the
UNITED STATES of AMERICA
In GENERAL CONGRESS ASSEMBLED.

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