A Bard - a pantoum

If I were a bard, I'd stroll down a lane. But it's not in the cards cause I look kind of plain.

I would stroll down a lane with my Jack Russell dog cause I look kind of plain in a robe made of fog.

With my Jack Russell dog men would stay far away. In a robe made of fog I look kind of gray.

Men would stay far away from a stern, strident voice. I look kind o…